Pity only the man who denies himself pleasure.
MAKING JOKES ABOUT HOW “ITS WEIRD TO SEE ME OUT OF MY ROOM FOR ONCE” DOES NOT MAKE ME WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM MORE IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOCK MY DOOR AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHY THAT’S SUCH A HARD CONCEPT
This also applies to “WOW SHE’S CLEANING!” and anything else like that do not fucking do that.
CAN I JUST ADD “LOOK AT THAT SHES SMILING” OR “WoW SHEs TALKING”
In GTA5 Online, people always want to kill you for some reason, and unprovoked attacks are very common. Luckily, there’s a mechanic called Passive Mode that keeps you safe from combat damage while making you unable to attack as well. However, you can still be run over by vehicles, and people go OUT OF THEIR WAY to try and run you over.
This is based off a true story, and it is my tried-and-true method of dealing with these savages.
(mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs71EYwQSAM )
why is your crotch wearing sunglasses?
Got the creatures to hold the sign(except for Jordan). They were all super nice.
Geoff is the biggest 30-something baby
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
paps ur giant out of control face
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better