Heyooo
I'm the nerd who rules this blog, Yee. I guess just the basic stuff uhm.. I love to cook and play video games (oh yeah not your normal person am I nooo) I have an addiction to animal crossing. It's p bad tbh. My picture up there in the bubble has been done by a cutie egg! Tumblr link is down there!
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  • 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  • Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  • Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  • Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!

marykozakvra:

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spooky girlfriends probably getting ready for a dumb halloween party

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

a-rough-rabbit:

evil-bones-mccoy:

sexyroman69:

batter-sempai:

criminal-tergiversator:

plushestrumpest:

piefacemcgee:

shrineart:

benedictcumberbatch:

josiephone:

ubiquitousdreams:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

recklesscreature:

robochai:

This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.

its pretty true 

not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me

this is so accurate i want to cry

Opening ovens/dishwashers. 

Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining

DISHWASHERS

the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM

Walking outside in the summer where its humid

Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.

The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.

when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them. 

My glasses love slipping down my nose so that I look like I have glasses-shaped moustaches. They’re assholes like that.

Having no visibility when swimming.

hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont