spooky girlfriends probably getting ready for a dumb halloween party
I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.
its pretty true
not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me
this is so accurate i want to cry
Walking inside after it’s been cold/raining
the magical smears that happen for NO FUCKING REASON WHERE DO THEY COME FROM
Walking outside in the summer where its humid
Having to take them off to flop face down on the bed.
The frustration when something or someone hits your face and your glasses go crooked, get knocked off, or get smudged.
when people touch your glasses, on or off your face, and smudge them.
My glasses love slipping down my nose so that I look like I have glasses-shaped moustaches. They’re assholes like that.
Having no visibility when swimming.
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere